{B}Jewelled.

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

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somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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(Source: lindsaylohanthony, via bellecosby)

WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS DOG FOOD

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

loudblackram:

plushestrumpest:

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DO NOT BUY THIS BRAND.

Pedigree is on a nationwide recall.

Pedigree made my 6 month old puppy too ill to eat anything for days.

If you have this brand please toss it and buy Purina, Science Diet, or Blue.

Please do not feed this to you animals.

Do not buy this brand.

It’s true

Reblogging to let any of my friends on here who are dog owners know this…

(via danielleftw)

getting my passport renewed this week.

lovelyandbrown:

scruffymacgoogler:

lovelyandbrown:

scruffymacgoogler:

lovelyandbrown:

it’s time to save up and see the world again, this time with my homieloverfriend.

ain’t shit realer than telling your kids they were conceived in morocco and mykonos. 

oh yea?

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lmaoooooo.

go study/go to bed.

alishaisclassy:

laughatthestars:

today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.

This is awesome. Thank you.

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covenesque:

be-blackstar:

Shit, I’m glad a white guy said it. That’s all I was thinking this morning. Just didn’t want to give folks ideas but seems like the world already is.
Need cash? Just be white and shoot any black person. Broad daylight, witnesses present, etc. Doesn’t matter. Shower in hundreds of thousands of dollars. 

White affirmative action tbqh

covenesque:

be-blackstar:

Shit, I’m glad a white guy said it. That’s all I was thinking this morning. Just didn’t want to give folks ideas but seems like the world already is.

Need cash? Just be white and shoot any black person. Broad daylight, witnesses present, etc. Doesn’t matter. Shower in hundreds of thousands of dollars. 

White affirmative action tbqh

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msnewjudi:

zombie1ovejuice:

theroyalstapler:

As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

HAHA I DO ALMOST ALL OF THESE

hahahahhahahahahahha this is the most true thing everrrr

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

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the-goddamazon:

robregal:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

robregal:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

robregal:

fruitoloops:

dobby-iamanangelofthelords-ghost:

kousagi-makoto:

mistress-quill:

theshadewolfkingsly:

socopolitics:



What… the… FUCK?!

School logic. You protect yourself and others and get punished because you choose to act rather than be silent and let them do whatever they want. Its the policy they have for everything, from bullying to this. 

okay what the actual fuck 


Yep if someone hits you you get suspended whether you hit back or not

America sucks at times. Often. A lot of the fuckin’ time.

and if you get jumped, you get suspended too. and the schools’ logic? you must have done something to them to make them want to jump you.

Yep. That’s why I used to just say “fuck it” if niggas wanted to fight in school. PG County gonna suspend a nigga whether I start it or not…might as well throw these hands cuz the end result gonna be the same lol

i used to be so scared. because i was bullied every single day and if i get jumped i’m complicit? i’m guilty by virtue of existence? thee fuckk?

Maryland has never made sense. DC had never made sense. Just really gotta roll with the punches, literally and figuratively speaking. I’m just glad you made it out of that, love.

Yup. I got suspended when a girl called me a nigger and proceeded to provoke me into defending myself. I defenestrated her.
And I find it hilariously pathetic that when shooting tragedies occur, people are always like “WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE TRY TO STOP THEM?!”
But someone DID stop them and they get in trouble for potentially saving people’s lives?

the-goddamazon:

robregal:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

robregal:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

robregal:

fruitoloops:

dobby-iamanangelofthelords-ghost:

kousagi-makoto:

mistress-quill:

theshadewolfkingsly:

socopolitics:

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What… the… FUCK?!

School logic. You protect yourself and others and get punished because you choose to act rather than be silent and let them do whatever they want. Its the policy they have for everything, from bullying to this. 

okay what the actual fuck 

Yep if someone hits you you get suspended whether you hit back or not

America sucks at times. Often. A lot of the fuckin’ time.

and if you get jumped, you get suspended too. and the schools’ logic? you must have done something to them to make them want to jump you.

Yep. That’s why I used to just say “fuck it” if niggas wanted to fight in school. PG County gonna suspend a nigga whether I start it or not…might as well throw these hands cuz the end result gonna be the same lol

i used to be so scared. because i was bullied every single day and if i get jumped i’m complicit? i’m guilty by virtue of existence? thee fuckk?

Maryland has never made sense. DC had never made sense. Just really gotta roll with the punches, literally and figuratively speaking. I’m just glad you made it out of that, love.

Yup. I got suspended when a girl called me a nigger and proceeded to provoke me into defending myself. I defenestrated her.

And I find it hilariously pathetic that when shooting tragedies occur, people are always like “WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE TRY TO STOP THEM?!”

But someone DID stop them and they get in trouble for potentially saving people’s lives?

(Source: guns-and-humor, via khatiemay)